How to not be a basic bitch
If you’re going to be a bitch in this world, don’t be a basic one. A girl who thinks she’s all that and a bag of potato chips. If you gonna act like all that, you better be aaaalllll that. A fierce and fearless woman who knows how to hold her own, be on point all day everyday, and not take no shit from nobody – especially basic bitches. So, in case you’re worried about falling into the basic category, firstly you’re not off to a good start, but secondly, the following tips may be of help. You better werk!
Dress like everyday is a series finale
Be the lead singer of your life
Master the art of the comeback
Know when someone’s throwing you shade
Serve real like it’s fake and fake like it’s real (realness)
Conceal your flaws with glitter and your insecurities with dancing
Learn how to make a fierce entrance
And an exit
Be so good they can’t ignore you
Don’t be afraid to hu$tle
Wear whatever you want, whenever you want
Have a good time, all the time